In Favour Of ‘Management Speak’
January 6th, 2012 by adminLot of articles seem to come out about management jargon and irritating acronyms. I was only reading one today about The Ten Most Annoying Management Terms of 2011 which was all very interesting, but, I would like to speak in favour of ‘jargon’, with the caveat of considering the motive of the ‘jargon’ wielder.
People who go on about users of ‘management speak’ and how people use it to exclude them from the conversation may well be just observing the fact that they are genuinely not privy or relevant to the information being discussed. If someone unknowing listened in to one of our briefings about software we’re developing they would feel totally excluded, they wouldn’t have a clue what we’re talking about. Our conversation is littered with jargon, TLAs, technical terms, in-jokes and words we’ve made up just because we can and we don’t need to explain that to anyone. It makes our meetings more useful, quicker and binds us as a group. If scientists or technicians or engineers can have their own terminology, then why not managers. I think it’s a kind of slave mentality with people trying to belittle those in authority in order to make themselves feel a little better about their own subordination, or something like that.
The English language is so rich and powerful precisely because we dynamically create new terms to put across a new nuance on our communications. Take for example the term ‘internalise’ criticised in the Top Ten Terms mentioned above. This is a wonderful term and communicates with much more subtlety what is going on rather than the word ‘learn’. ‘Internalise’ means so much more, it means something more like, learn to the point of comprehension so that the thing is a part of you, instinctive and used without thinking, that head-knowledge has become heart knowledge. Take for example Taekwon-do, a martial-art I have spent decades practising, day in day out. Someone could ‘learn’ the moves and the ‘patterns’ and the theory in a few weeks, but in no way would that knowledge be internalised, and the knowledge would be fairly useless without being internalised. This is why I am generally pretty sceptical about ‘self-defence’ courses which teach physical moves. When faced with a frightening attacker your mind will go absolutely blank and you’ll have no chance of remembering any of those moves. Only if your knowledge is internalised will you be able to use them. Your movements must be instinctive, completely without thought, like your body is moving you, at which point you’ll be hard to beat.
They criticise the term Stakeholder Community. Wow, that’s a wonderful term. It reminds the developer, the vendor, or the producer that the managers, or buyers, the people with the purse strings, will talk amongst themselves about your product or service. That your reputation matters and that water-cooler speak is a vital part component in your success. All in two words!
I have heard English is the most physically slowly spoken language in the world which is part of the reason we have such a huge vocabulary, because to take things without nuanced words carrying lots of extra meaning would take forever. A master of English has at their fingertips precisely that right word that communicates all sorts of peripheral meaning. I love terms like ‘blue sky thinking’, ‘low hanging fruit’, ‘quick wins’; especially now we all know what they mean, but just because you might find yourself in a group that uses terms and acronyms you’re not familiar with, don’t get the hump unless they’re failing to communicate something to you which you need to know.
So, I would say to merrily use whatever jargon, TLA or management speak you feel like provided your motives are honourable and you are speaking to an audience who are in on your world. Don’t feel ashamed, if you’re amongst friends.




